ARE YOU DRUNK?
A Handy Test

1. If you had another drink right now you would be:	
a. Ready to drive home
b. Ready to vomit	
c. Starting to slur	
d. Completely incoherent	

2. The idea of going skinny-dipping in Lake Ontario sounds:
a. Insane	
b. foolhardy	
c. necessary	
d. boring

3. What word more closely describes you now:
a. Brilliant
b. Obnoxious
c. Sullen
d. Dizzy

4. If someone gave you a percodan right you would:
a. Grudgingly decline
b. Save it for tomorrow
c. Take it and throw up
d. Take it and pass out
e. Take it and go out
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SCORING: 
1)A-5 points/B-2/C-1/D-3
2)A-0/B-1/C-3/D-5
3)A-4/B-3/C-2/D-5
4)A-1/B-O/C-5/D-4/E-1O

1-5: You are only buzzed have a few more drinks 
and wait for your second wind
6-10: You are doing fine, just take it easy
and don't let them give you any more Jaegermeister
11-20: Time to have a glass of water and figure 
out who's driving your home.