TWENTY REASONS WHY BOURBON IS BETTER THAN BEER 1. All told, it is cheaper 2. Less of your friends will want some 3. Easier to smuggle into shows 4. More sophisticated 5. Doesn't make you gaseous 6. Mixes with ginger ale 7. Can be drunk warm 8. Won't go flat 9. Gets you drunk quicker 10. Hangover not as bad (comparatively) 11. Less calories 12. Less filling 13. One bottle equals 24 bottles of beer, hence easier to carry 14. and less to clean up 16. and No Deposit 16. Tastes better 17. Separates the men from the boys 18. Separates the women from the girls 19. Unites the men with the women 20. Puts the girls and boys to sleep